You've heard it from my mom, folks, watch out for bears in Tennessee and don't forget to tattoo your parents' phone number on your tushie. Other than that, have a good time and keep your nose clean.
Okay, now you need to know that parts of Tennessee are bear country.
As a result, I've attached a link to dealing with bears, as in surviving an
evening of coexistence with the unruly beasts: http://www.mountainnature.com/wildlife/Bears/.
Black Bears are Indigenous to Tennessee
Also: Do you have our new home phone number tattooed on your tushie?
You need to write it down right now and stick it everywhere a search party might
look. And don't think that because The Police are headlining this gig that
I feel any more secure.
Wednesday, June 13, 2007
A Public Service Announcement
For all of you who are going to Bonnaroo, my mother (DaMom) has provided the following public service announcement:
Posted by harley at 1:37 PM